Just a snapshot of the dinner conversations we had tonight.
I couldn't help myself.
Me - "Tonight is bath night."
Gabe - "No! I don't like taking baths! We just took a bath (counting the days on his fingers)..."
Me - "Exactly."
Gabe - "Zander, can you say 'cold?'"
Zander - "Cold."
Gabe - "So, instead of saying "My legs are brrrr. You should say, "My legs are cccoooollddd."
Zander thinks for a minute and says, "Bubby, don't even talk to me. I'm grumpy."
Gabe looks at his book from school (the title is Two Stupid Cats)
Gabe - "Two Stepped Cats."
Me - "Gabe, what does that say? Sound it out."
Gabe looks at me, "Two Stu- I can't say that! That's a bad word! I will just say "whatever" when I see that word."
Gabe - "Zander, do you want to take a bath with me?"
Zander - "Yay! I love baths!"
Gabe - "You have to promise you won't poop in the tub!"